WHO GOT THE NEW NEW BASED GOD CLASSICAL TAPE YO
IONT FUCK WITH ITUNES LIKE THAT BUT I NEED THIS SHIT I CANT SLEEP
shoutouts to Youtube user JrrrrdB for making the most disturbing video that I can never stop watching
shout outs to the dudes on facebook who still ask if people are awake at 11:30 PM
SON
dear lord jesus christ
(Source: albotas)
I faked an organism once
Swiftly pulled out from behind
Hawked a loogie on her back
Then when see turned around
Money shot
you faked an organism my nigga
The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jacksonthis is the best thing I have ever heard.
(Source: theguidinglight)
All these no-flow, gimmicky ass fired up behaviours
With wack beats and gap teeth like Tyler the Creator
Motherfucker, you not dope
So you tryna get some attention by cussing and eating a fucking cockroach?
And Goblin? You get no props on it
It sucks so much I get blowjobs from it
he’s wearing a DC snapback
why this nigga so goddamn corny bruh
(Source: yeah-lemons)